1. Bede is very heavy.
2. Sleep is a state of mind.
3. Pee when you can.
4. Eating/drinking: see above.
5. When you have more than one child, your ‘patience supply’ increases like your milk supply, over time.
6. Don’t waste valuable time blogging when your children are happy/sleeping/quietly playing, you fool!
7. Don’t tempt fate by mentioning publicly that your children are temporarily content.
8. Remember to