sofa cushions STAY ON THE FREAKING SOFA.
between the cushion tendency to walk off the sofa due to the grain of the fabric and the children’s tendencies to encourage this denuding of said sofa, i put the cushions back about 6 times a day. just sitting down on it makes them want to ooze off. it is not entirely my kids’ fault. it is the sofa’s fault. rrargh.